Smells like Cunt Repellent – Funny Candle

A cheeky adult-humour candle made to raise a smile. Hand-poured in small batches at home in North East England using soy wax, a lead-free cotton wick and Fresh Linen fragrance.

Details: 220ml silver tin; approximately 30 hours burn time; £9.95.

Candle care: On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly towards the edge of the tin. Trim the wick before each use. Never leave a burning candle unattended; keep away from children, pets, draughts and flammable materials.