The Geordie Candle Company
Hand-poured soy wax candles from the North East
geordiecandles@outlook.com
Calm & De-Stress – Funny Candle
Light me when you need to Keep your Shit Together – Funny Candle
Life Is Like a Penis – It's Up, It's Down, but It Won't Be Hard Forever
Every Time you Light this candle a Cunt Disappears – Funny Candle
Take It One “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?” at a Time – Funny Candle
Light Me when you want me to Take My Clothes off – Funny Candle
Smells like Fromage de Penis – Funny Candle
Smells like No Regrets – Funny Candle
Light me when the Cat Shits – Funny Candle
In here is All your Stress - Set Fire to that Fucker! – Funny Candle
Burning Candles Relieves Stress – So Does Punching Stupid People – Funny Candle
You're my Favourite Asshole. Keep that Shit up – Funny Candle
