The Geordie Candle Company
Hand-poured soy wax candles from the North East
geordiecandles@outlook.com
A Wise Woman Once Said “Fuck This Shit” and Lived Happily Ever After
I Fucking Love you - I also Love Fucking You – Funny Candle
Smells like… I need a Fucking Break – Funny Candle
Fuck Off Candle… Light this Candle to keep The Fuckwits away – Funny Candle
Thank you for being my Unpaid Therapist – Funny Candle
Smells like Dirty Sex Toys – Funny Candle
This Candle smells like we are Gonna Have Sex – Funny Candle
Online Games Cannot Be Paused – Funny Candle
Hey, Girl - You will be Strong and get Through This – Funny Candle
Do Not Be Afraid to Fail Be Afraid to Remain the Same – Funny Candle
F*ck all I need is U – Funny Candle
You Remind me of my Pinky Toe… Sooner or Later I'm Gonna Bang you on a Table
