The Geordie Candle Company
Hand-poured soy wax candles from the North East
geordiecandles@outlook.com
Ignite This Wick-When You Want me to Suck Dick – Funny Candle
Mum Thanks for Wiping My Ass and Stuff – Funny Candle
Bestie - Trusted Person Above All Others – Funny Candle
I Love Your Personality But That Dick THO – Funny Candle
it's Been a Hell of a Week - ok it's only Tuesday – Funny Candle
My Last Fuck - Oh, Look, it's on fire! – Funny Candle
Keep It Lit If You Took A Shit – Funny Candle
Inhale the Good Shit, Exhale the Bullshit – Funny Candle
It's Fine - Smells Like Passive Aggressive – Funny Candle
Light This Candle When You Need to Calm the Fuck Down – Funny Candle
What (and I Can't Stress This Enough) the Fuck – Smells Like I'm Over It
Congrats on Your New Home – Hope Your Neighbours Aren't Assholes – Funny Candle
