The Geordie Candle Company
Hand-poured soy wax candles from the North East
geordiecandles@outlook.com
Some People Are Like Clouds – Once They Fuck Off, It's a Beautiful Day
Seventy and Fucking Fabulous – Funny Candle
This Candle smells Absolutely Fucking Fabulous – Funny Candle
Smells like Eau de Minge – Funny Candle
Smells like I prefer Animals to People – Funny Candle
Smells like I couldn't give a Shit – Funny Candle
Smells Like Sweaty Bollocks – Funny Candle
Smells like one of Those Fucking Days – Funny Candle
No Fucks Given Yesterday, Today or Tomorrow – Funny Candle
I'm all Peace, Love, Light and a little Go Fuck yourself – Funny Candle
Smells like Cunt Repellent – Funny Candle
The Badass in Me honours The Badass in You – Funny Candle